Poor Mr Ford – an ode to Harrison on the occasion of his broken ankle

We were very sorry, here at Mumsnet Oxford & Oxfordshire, to hear about the recent accident at Pinewood that resulted in the lovely Harrison Ford sustaining a broken ankle and having to be removed to the healing environs of the JR here in Oxford.

To show sympathy our editor, Camilla, has penned him a short rhyme in the hopes he will choose to bless this blog with an interview. Or a signed photo at the very least.

So saying, here is our masterpiece

Oh dear oh dear, poor Harrison Ford.
We heard you got hit by a falling door.
Those chaps have been careless over at Pinewood.
It won’t do your ankle, or Star Wars, much good.

No longer can Chewie & Solo chase bounty,
Confined to a bed in fair Oxfordshire County.
We hope there’s strong locks on the Osteo ward
To withstand all the fans of poor Mr Ford.

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