Call waiting message script for parents

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Bingly beep Bingly beep

“Thank you for calling Mummy and Daddy Ltd. We appreciate your loyal custom, and your cry is important to us.

I’m afraid we are experiencing a high volume of calls at the moment. You are child number 3 in the queue and a representative of Mummy and Daddy Ltd. will be with you shortly.
In the meantime you may wish to visit RaidThePantryWeNoLongerCare.com
or
SodScreenTimeWatchAllTheCbeebiesYouWant.co.uk
where many frequently asked questions can be answered.

 

Thank you for attempting at least 5 seconds of patience before totally losing your shit.

<Peppa Pig hold music>”


Guest post thanks to Rosie Newton, a friend of mine who posted this on her FB page and made me snort with laughter.

 

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